How to make Lemonade

Being a groovy guy, you’re just laying there on a grassy field, with shades on and with the sun on your side.

Because of this, and understandably so, a mad thirst takes over.

You could drink water, but that’s not nearly as posh as Lemonade, so you tell the wife to go make some.

Of course she can’t be bothered, being a feminist and all, thus its time to take matters into your own hands. 

Action 1
Go hire a foxy maid and have her do it; if you’re a cheap bastard or broke then here’s how to do it yourself.

Actual Action 1
First make some sugar syrup:
Combine 1 c. sugar and 1 c. water in a pan and heat to boiling. 

Action 2
Remove from heat, stir until the sugar dissolves and let it cool. 

Action 3
Combine the juice of half a lemon with 2 tbsp. of sugar syrup and 8 to 10 oz. cold water in a glass.

Action 4
Add ice (make sure its cold).

Optional

Lastly, slap your wife over the ass as you go lie back down.